I grew up in a van down by the river. It was quite a nice van. VW. Blue with white and yellow daisies all over it. Steller. Several of my friends lived next door including, but not limited to: Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp (we have since married), and Kathy Griffin. Well, Kathy Griffin didn't actually live near us, she just kinda floated around with Charles Barkley in a half sunken house boat from the 60s telling horrible jokes about her career (which by itself is funnier than her entire personality put together). Not that I have anything against her; there was a rather humerous piece about her on the Family Guy one time...

My food is problematic.

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